ok but what if like. werewolves transform under the full moon but theres just this one and by day hes a big tough guy and then when he transforms hes a tiny dog. just fucking. just fucking turns into the tiniest, fluffiest dog
imagine that howling at the moon
Truly a ferocious predator.
i like this more than i should
Not the heroes we thought we needed but the heroes we really needed all along
we live in a world where pizza gets to your house before the police.
That’s because the pizza guy has consequences if his job is done incorrectly.
first date ideas: show your date to everybody in town… wearing a salmon suit
a person complaining about puns basically invites every pun enthusiast in the vicinity to come snapping rhythmically from the shadows
not again robert, think of the children